satire
3 “Completely Legitimate” Reasons Not to Carry a Handgun
Are you tired of the burden of personal protection? Do you long for the carefree days of relying on the kindness of strangers? Look no further than these three completely legitimate reasons not to carry a handgun.
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AOC and Others Praise Release of New Firearm
Recently, we received the latest home defense offering from a well-known and beloved firearm manufacturer. Our legal advisors say we can’t name the company just yet, but officials will reveal…
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With Safety Paramount, Legislators Raise the Legal Age for Everything to 21
This is a satire piece, not to be taken literally. No doubt you have heard about Dick’s Sporting Goods and other companies instituting policies barring 18 through 20-year-olds from purchasing…
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