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If Remington Can Get Sued, So Can McDonald’s

I now have every intention of suing McDonald’s, Burger King, and my spoon manufacturer for marketing me into obesity. How dare their marketing professionals make their food lo so appealing and icious that I might want to actually eat it. Seriously, I’m getting McDonald’s for lunch today, and their commercials with near-perfect loing food is […]

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Why Anti-Gun Surveys Are False

First of all, I feel it prudent to say that I’ve never once received a phone call to participate in a gun or “gun violence” survey in my entire life. Also, I’ve worked for the gun industry for long enough to know a few people and none of them have ever participated in one, either. […]

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